The Ten Commandments of CUC

1. Thou shall always be the mingingest cunt they can be. 

2. Thy shall always place CUC before COCK.

3. Thou shant discuss CUC outside of CUC.

4. Thou shall never moanith about thy boyfriend on CUC.

5. Thy shall always be there for you fellow Unicorns if said Unicorn needs aid.

6. Thou shall never let the awful Horses take site of the Unicorn Clan.

7. Thous shall get ‘El Reeko’ when all CUC members a together.

8. ‘PERMO’ Will be shouted on many occasions on said nights of ‘El Reeko’.

9. Thou shall not givith a fuck about how said Unicorn looks, only how much said Unicorn can ingest in the shortest period of time.  

10. Thou shall put the Unicorns first.